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Maintenance & Security Fee

Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:32 pm by Admin

"Dear residents,

The half yearly maintenance & security charges for January - June 2010 which amounted to RM480 is now due for payment.

If you are paying by cheque:
- Please make your cheque payable to "Persatuan Penduduk Jalan Kemuning Palma".
- Write your name, house number and street name at the back of the cheque.
- You may drop your cheque into the Drop-In box …

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2010/2011 New Committee

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    JOKES Corner - Page 2 Empty Re: JOKES Corner

    Post  JDdots Sat Mar 27, 2010 2:03 pm

    SUBJECT: AH BENG

    Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
    He Sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, "My mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610.


    ====================================================================

    Ah Beng: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
    Friend: Really, what is he studying?
    AH Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.


    ====================================================================

    Ah Beng: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
    DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
    Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow? tonight is final game.


    ====================================================================

    Ah Beng: If i die, will u remarry?
    Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die, will u remarry?
    Ah Beng: No, I'll also stay with your sister.


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    Ah Beng: People consider me as a "GOD"
    Wife: How do you know?
    Ah Beng: When I went to the Park today, everyone said, Oh GOD! U have come again ah?


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    Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir,all items are missing, except the TV in my house."
    Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
    Ah Beng: "I was watching TV news...."



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    How do you recognize Ah Beng in school?
    He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.


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    Once Ah Beng was walking, he had a glove on one hand and not on the other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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    Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rung. He picked it up and says "hello, how did you know I was here?

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    Ah Beng: Why are all these people running?
    Man: This is a race. The winner will get the cup.
    Ah Beng: If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?



    ===================================================================

    Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
    Ah Beng: The future tense is " U will go to jail"


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    Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
    Servant: "It's already raining."
    Ah Beng: "So what? Take an umbrella and go."


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    A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning?
    Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM


    ===================================================================

    JDdots lol!

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